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December 20, 2021

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American People Guess They’ll Let Trump Stay President After Seeing How Badly He Wants It

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Rueful Trump Wishes He Knew Republicans This Willing To Overthrow Democracy Earlier In Term

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D.C. Police Lose Control Of Rioting Trump Supporters After Hundreds Of Officers Called Away To Deal With Black Jaywalker

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Ted Cruz Makes Last Effort To Block Election Result By Unleashing Wave Of Locusts From Mouth To Black Out Sun

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‘This Apology Is Bullshit And I Am Lying To You,’ Says GOP Senator To Widespread Media Praise

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Josh Hawley Condemns Pro-Trump Rioters For Upstaging His Own Theatrics

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Betsy DeVos Apologizes For Ever Being Complicit With Something As Toxic As Public Education

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FBI Narrows Down Identity Of Red-Faced Man Carrying Confederate Flag Through Capitol To Millions Of Americans

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Pros And Cons Of Impeaching Trump In Last Days Of Presidency

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Matt Gaetz Forced To Host Hundreds Of White Nationalists After Airbnb Pulls D.C. Listings

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U.S. Mint Introduces New Seven-Cent Coin To Bolster Citizens’ Math Skills

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‘Look, He Came After All!’ Says Inauguration Guest Spotting Trump Crouching With Rifle On Nearby Roof

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Tearful Justin Trudeau Chains Self To Keystone Pipeline To Stop Biden Administration From Destroying Oil Industry Heritage Site

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Biden Continues Reading ‘The Pet Goat’ To Schoolchildren After Being Informed Of GameStop Situation

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