Our Annual Year: Best Of August

Published:

December 14, 2020

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D.C. Journalists In Awe Of Australian Reporter Able To Speak To Trump Without Succumbing To His Raw Animal Magnetism

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The Onion’s Guide To QAnon

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Undecided Voter Looking Forward To Learning More About Donald Trump During Campaign

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Trump Adds Another Knockout Nickname For Kamala Harris To List After Making Mark Meadows Cry

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Trump Online Store Begins Selling Decommissioned USPS Mailboxes So Fans Can Own Piece Of History

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High School Adds Cardboard Students Between Distanced Desks To Maintain Normal Feeling Of Oversized Classes

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Upgraded To Full DNC Speaking Slot After Announcing Support For Iraq War

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Experts Say Future Of Green Transportation May Be 16-Ton Possum That Passengers Cling To Like Babies

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‘Goodbye, Tiffany, You’ve Served Me Well,’ Says Trump Watching Kellyanne Conway Pack Up Desk

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Fucking Lightweight Hospitalized For Coronavirus On First Night Of College

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‘Oh Jeez, Oh Jeez, Oh Jeez,’ Says Eric Trump After Accidentally Bringing Father’s Sexual Assault Victims To RNC

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Arrested Kenosha Shooter Given One Phone Call To Tucker Carlson Show

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Blue Lives Matter Supporters Say Kyle Rittenhouse Not Reflective Of Most Peaceful Apologists For Police State

Best of September 2020

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