News, Our Annual Year 2021

Our Annual Year: Best Of April

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December 20, 2021

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Matt Gaetz Vehemently Denies Wrist Full Of Sex Bracelets Has Anything To Do With 17-Year-Old

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Chauvin Defense Team Praises Officer’s Restraint In Not Killing Bystanders

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Vaccine Dose Reminds Sedentary Man What Muscle Soreness Feels Like

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Matt Gaetz Claims Sex Trafficking Allegations Stem From Powerful Enemies In Ms. Bassman’s Geometry Class

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17-Year-Old Asks Friend What It Means When Guy You Like Wants Blanket Pardon

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Amazon Celebrates Union Defeat By Raising All Prices 150% Anyway

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New Arkansas Bill Would Require Teen Residents To Keep Genitals On Full Display At All Times

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How To Deal With Common Dog Behavior Problems

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Minnesota Police Say Officer Accidentally Discharged Weapon After Being Startled By Sight Of Gun In Own Hand

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Police Department To Avoid Future Errors By Replacing All Equipment Officers Carry With Guns

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Hundreds Of Companies Voice Opposition To GOP Voting Limits On Memo Line Of Donation Checks

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Major Things Your Teacher Glossed Over In Sex Ed

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‘This Is Strike One, Mr. Chauvin,’ Says Judge Reading Guilty Verdict Before Handing Gun, Badge Back

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Depressed Police Officer Reminds Self That Chauvin Verdict Not Representative Of System At Large

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FBI Says Chauvin Matches Profile Of Blue-Uniformed Killer Behind Hundreds More Unsolved Murders

Our Annual Year: Best Of May

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