This original schematic shows the mechanics behind the handjob as registered with the U.S. patent office. Amazingly enough, the technique has changed very little over decades of use.
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This original schematic shows the mechanics behind the handjob as registered with the U.S. patent office. Amazingly enough, the technique has changed very little over decades of use.
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