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Onion Social Becomes First Company To Reach Top Of Fortune 500 In Less Than 72 Hours

Onion Social has shot to the top of the Fortune 500 list with a $22.7 trillion market value, roughly five-fourths of U.S. GDP. What do you think?

Mika Kearney • Müesli Inspector

“It’s only a matter of time before Onion Social takes every spot on the list.”

Mika Kearney • Müesli Inspector

Anisah Stein • Geode Burier

“I’m worried that they won’t have anything left to achieve!”

Anisah Stein • Geode Burier

Lance Noble • Nightgown Enthusiast

“Well, that makes sense. Onion Social is the greatest company out there in my book.”

Lance Noble • Nightgown Enthusiast