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One Year Into The Stimulus Plan

It’s been one year since the launch of the $787 billion federal stimulus package.

How has the money helped Americans?

$25 million: Built a bridge from the front door of Kansas City resident Sam Milbury’s house to his usual liquor store

$7: Snow removal for District of Columbia

$26,040,269: Got every Pittsburgh-area resident a one-year subscription to Sports Illustrated

$2.2 million: Widened the National Debt Clock

$390 million: High-speed bullet train service between Moline, IL and East Moline, IL

$2.57: Provided Mindy Walker with a free hot breakfast that she immediately threw up in the cafeteria because of a gluten allergy

$336 million: Bribed Maine not to defect to Canada

$787 billion: Successfully launched the Sarah Palin 2012 presidential campaign