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One In 8 Americans Over 50 Addicted To Highly Processed Foods

A new poll found that one in eight adults between the ages of 50 and 80 reported signs of addiction to highly processed foods, with symptoms including intense cravings, inability to cut down intake despite a desire to do so, and signs of withdrawal. What do you think?

Miri Sutton, Aspiring Monger

“I’m certain this ties back

Miri Sutton, Aspiring Monger

Antoine James, Systems Analyst

“Honestly thought the food would’ve killed me before I got that old.”

Antoine James, Systems Analyst

Mac Dutton, Gravel Tycoon

“Well I wish I’d known before I ate something.”

Mac Dutton, Gravel Tycoon




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