On Top Stars Ovechkin And Crosby Already Being Eliminated From The NHL Playoffs


“The NHL could learn a thing or two from the NBA about rigging playoffs, if you ask me.”

“What are you talking about? We still got Glen Metropolit! Met-RO!”

“Doesn’t matter to me. I am like most true hockey fans, and watch for the pure love of fighting.”




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