On The NFL Season Starting


“Oh, good! Sports is back!”

“I think I’m ready for some football, but I’m worried I’m not ready for some football.”

“Dun dun dun dunnnnnnn! Dun dun… Dun dun! Dun dun dun dun dun dun! Dunnnn you see where I’m going with this.”




Sample front page of The Onion's DNC paper