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On The Indy Crowd Booing Danica Patrick


“It was a rather sophisticated crowd, and they didn’t appreciate her blaming her slow time on her gender like that.”

“Maybe if she weren’t posing half-nude on the car every time they tried to make an adjustment, it would run better.”

“I thought they booed because she was being a complete jerk, but then they applauded for A.J. Foyt. Now I’m just confused.”




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