On The Baseball Owners' Winter Meetings


“There’s nothing like settling in with a hot cup of cocoa and making a trade your organization will regret for the next 10 years.”

“So who’s giving Carlos Silva the worst contract of all time? Reds? Rangers? Anyone?”

“I heard that Steve Finley was there to try to find a suitor for his comeback bid, but it turned out he was just one of the hotel’s bellhops.”