“Aww! That’s adorable!”
“No matter what anyone says, all that matters is that he got them there and ruined a beloved game in the process.”
“I’m having trouble figuring out the Jesus analogy now. Is Philip Rivers the archangel Gabriel or something?”
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“Aww! That’s adorable!”
“No matter what anyone says, all that matters is that he got them there and ruined a beloved game in the process.”
“I’m having trouble figuring out the Jesus analogy now. Is Philip Rivers the archangel Gabriel or something?”
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