“Why deny some lucky NFL team an easy victory on the year’s best holiday?”
“I say make Dallas play twice. That punishes everybody equally.”
“Bad idea. Even on Thanksgiving we must take time to remember the less fortunate.”
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“Why deny some lucky NFL team an easy victory on the year’s best holiday?”
“I say make Dallas play twice. That punishes everybody equally.”
“Bad idea. Even on Thanksgiving we must take time to remember the less fortunate.”
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