“I don’t see why they didn’t let those cars drive through the rain. Or that burning jet fuel.”
“Why is God taking it out on us NASCAR fans? We don’t like gay marriage, either.”
“I hate to have to wait so long to not watch NASCAR.”
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“I don’t see why they didn’t let those cars drive through the rain. Or that burning jet fuel.”
“Why is God taking it out on us NASCAR fans? We don’t like gay marriage, either.”
“I hate to have to wait so long to not watch NASCAR.”
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