On Brett Favre's Place In History:


“Like Unitas, Starr, and Payton before him, he’s a legend that will bore children for generations to come.”

“Whoa, hold up. He’s not in the Hall of Fame yet.”

“Long after people forget Brett Favre the player, they’ll remember Brett Favre the man. The man who threw for 442 TDs and over 60,000 yards.”




Sample front page of The Onion's DNC paper