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Olympic Torch Begins Tour Across France

Kicking off festivities leading up to the Summer Games in Paris, the Olympic torch arrived in Marseille where tens of thousands of onlookers watched as it was ceremonially transported from the port to the mainland. What do you think?

Gordon Barberena,, Matchmaker

“Happy to hear that fire has finally made it to Europe.” 

Gordon Barberena,, Matchmaker

Heather Anzola, Shrub Specialist

“It chose the perfect time of year.”

Heather Anzola, Shrub Specialist

Roman Latner, Stance Analyst

“It’s chilling how many bystanders are willing to just sit by and watch without even attempting to put out the fire.”

Roman Latner, Stance Analyst




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