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NYC To Give Students Muslim Holy Days Off From School

New York City mayor Bill de Blasio officially added two Muslim holy days, Eid al-Fitr and Eid al-Adha, to the public school calendar, making it the nation’s largest school district to close schools in observance of Muslim sacred days. What do you think?

Stephanie Mills • DIY Jewelry Instructor

“Good. I’ve been looking for something to overreact to.”

Stephanie Mills • DIY Jewelry Instructor

Jonathan Hensel • Carpenter Trainee

“Okay, so long as my child doesn’t actually have to learn anything about the day or culture itself.”

Jonathan Hensel • Carpenter Trainee

Barry Hagel • Drawer Handle Fixer

“Sure. I could use a couple extra days off to warn my kids about the coming Islamization of America.”

Barry Hagel • Drawer Handle Fixer




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