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NYC Puts Out PSA In Case Of Nuclear Attack

New York City’s Office of Emergency Management issued a public service announcement in case of a nuclear attack on the city, though the OEM stresses the chances of such an attack are low. What do you think?

Tom Heinrich, Unemployed

“Hard to even ima

Tom Heinrich, Unemployed

Caleb Jacobs, Jalopy Mechanic

“The solution is obviously more cops.”

Caleb Jacobs, Jalopy Mechanic

Donna Kosin, Narcotics Specialist

“This is only going to make teens think that nuclear attacks are even cooler.”

Donna Kosin, Narcotics Specialist




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