Nude Photos Of Cancer Patients Leaked

A Pennsylvania health care system agreed to pay $65 million to victims of a ransomware attack after hackers posted nude photos of cancer patients online, the largest settlement of its kind in terms of per-patient compensation for victims of a cyberattack. What do you think?

“Despite the circumstances, it was still nice to see pictures of my aunt.”

Abdel Hadir, Greeting Screener

“I have some ethically sourced nudes if you need them.”

Jared Ho, Unemployed

“Maybe they were just looking for a few million second opinions.”

Priya Choudhury, Serum Enhancer