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NSA Whistleblower Flees To Hong Kong

Edward Snowden, a 29-year-old contractor working for the National Security Agency, has taken credit for leaking top-secret documents to the press regarding the NSA’s phone and internet surveillance, and has fled to Hong Kong to avoid prosecution. What do you think?

Dale Hartman • Appliance Refinisher

“Any excuse to visit The Jewel of the East.”

Dale Hartman • Appliance Refinisher

Jeffrey Greist • Genealogist

“He’s still in his 20s. You always want to get that leaking-highly-classified-intelligence-data stuff out of your system in your 20s.”

Jeffrey Greist • Genealogist

Janice Leopardi • Systems Analyst

“The NSA probably would have fired him anyway.”

Janice Leopardi • Systems Analyst




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