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No One Admits To Fart Joke

HARRISBURG, PA—No one among the Harrisburg Family Insurance sales team will admit to having added a crude, hand-drawn depiction of flatulence to a Successories poster Monday. “All right, who put the fart cloud coming out of the rock-climber’s butt?” sales-team leader Dean Sendars asked. “It had to be someone in this office.” Sales-team members were quiet, later noting that, in many cases, he who saw it, drawed it.




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