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No CGI Carrie Fisher To Appear In New ‘Star Wars’

Lucasfilm has confirmed that deceased actress Carrie Fisher will not be digitally added to the next Star Wars film despite the importance of General Leia Organa to the film’s events. What do you think?

Stacy Halperin • Cactus Pruner

“I suppose exploiting a beloved icon after their untimely death could come off as kind of tacky.”

Stacy Halperin • Cactus Pruner

Brandt Woodley • Drink Freshener

“Isn’t having a digital rendering of your head overlaid on another actor’s body the way everyone wants the world to remember them?”

Brandt Woodley • Drink Freshener

Peter Fitzpatrick • Carousel Operator

“Okay, but there’d better be a wealth of not-so-subtle references to the pain of losing someone you love.”

Peter Fitzpatrick • Carousel Operator




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