Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from week seven of the NFL season:
Winners
Ryan Mallett: Didn’t have to endure Houston Texans organization for a few hours after missing the team flight to Miami
Andrew Luck: Slowly learning all the softest patches of turf to land on at Lucas Oil Stadium
Yahoo: Provided one of 348 live streams of the Bills-Jaguars game
Losers
Kansas City Chiefs Defense: Endured the most humiliating week of their lives while being forced to game-plan for Landry Jones
Houston Texans: Have to regret losing star running back Arian Foster to injury during a meaningless regular-season game
Doubters: Were silenced for the 246th straight week of NFL play
