NFL Week Four Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the fourth week of the NFL season:

Winners

Teddy Bridgewater: The Vikings rookie quarterback impressed with his excellent mobility on crutches

Oakland Raiders: Had plenty of time to dissect the team’s 24-point loss to Miami during three layovers on their trip back from London

Matthew Stafford: Stafford proved he can over-rely on another receiver besides Calvin Johnson

Losers

Buffalo Bills: Despite a promising start to the season, Sunday’s loss has Buffalo looking like the old, current, and future Bills

Andrew Luck: 393 yards and four touchdowns confirmed Luck is utterly incapable of being a quarterback who can simply manage the game

Roger Goodell: Was pretty embarrassed to have actually been scared about losing his job three weeks ago




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