Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the fifth week of the NFL season:
Winners
Cincinnati Bengals: Definitely made the most of their nationally televised primetime game to showcase their glaring playoff shortcomings
Tony Romo: The Cowboys quarterback proved that when the game is on the line, he knows exactly where to wildly chuck the ball up for grabs
Brian Hoyer: Hoyer led a thrilling 25-point comeback against the Titans despite the constant calls for Johnny Manziel in his headset
Losers
Los Angeles: Rampant crime problem expected to see resurgence should an NFL franchise relocate to the city
San Diego Chargers: Team was humiliated on Sunday after allowing the Jets offense to cross midfield
Jacksonville Jaguars: At 0-5, the Jaguars look like a completely different shitty team from last year
