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New York’s Chrysler Building Selling At 80% Discount

A New York real estate firm is buying the iconic Chrysler Building for $150 million, a sum that is nearly 81 percent less than what it was purchased for in 2008 due to the unique challenges of operating an aging building. What do you think?

Regan Mclellan • Helium Salesman

“Yeah, $150 million sounds re

Regan Mclellan • Helium Salesman

Greg Whyte • Party Bus Driver

“Well, buildings do lose half their value the second you start using them.”

Greg Whyte • Party Bus Driver

Aliesha Castro • Zoo Vivesectionist

“Wow, I really dodged a bullet by not buying the Chrysler Building in 2008.”

Aliesha Castro • Zoo Vivesectionist




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