Every year, Americans celebrate the New Year by resolving to change some aspect of their lives. What is your New Year’s resolution?
“Thanks for the heads-up. I’m going to make my resolution now and get a week’s jump on all the other chumps.”
Darcy Fletcher • Elevator Inspector
“I observe the
Ross Bernstein • Systems Analyst
“I’m glad New Year’s is coming up. I’ve been looking for an excuse to finally take care of this gangrenous leg.”
Matt Tulley • Cabinetmaker
