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New Year’s Resolutions

Each year, Americans celebrate New Year’s Eve by resolving to change some aspect of their lives. What is your New Year’s resolution?

Rafael Nqobile, Posture Coach

“Buckling

Rafael Nqobile, Posture Coach

Olive Caton, Sous Vide Chef

“I’m gonna get off social media and find new ways to feel like shit.”

Olive Caton, Sous Vide Chef

Sid Fathiyah, Statue Polisher

“At best, I’d like to sustain the few current positive attributes I already have.”

Sid Fathiyah, Statue Polisher




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