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New Moon Discovered Orbiting Neptune

While studying pictures of Neptune, astronomer Mark Showalter noticed a small white spot that, upon further investigation, was found to be a previously unknown moon, the planet’s fourteenth, which will go by the designation S/2004 N 1. What do you think?

Spencer Lovelady • Crystal Inspector

“Earth is such a one-moon joke of a planet.”

Spencer Lovelady • Crystal Inspector

Sid Kaminsky • Actuarial Clerk

“They should name it Anya. I love that name.”

Sid Kaminsky • Actuarial Clerk

Elizabeth Barbanell • Filbert Grower

“Showalter’s done it again!”

Elizabeth Barbanell • Filbert Grower




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