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New iPhones Calling 911 While On Roller Coasters

iPhone 14 users are reporting that the new phone’s crash detection feature, which alerts authorities when it detects you’ve been in a car accident, has been dialing 911 on rollercoasters after mistaking the rides for car crashes. What do you think?

Santos Cisneros, Histology Technician

“Thankfully police never respond to 911 calls.”

Santos Cisneros, Histology Technician

Demetria Dilello, Assistant Server

“Fortunately, the roller coaster crashed, so it worked out for everyone.”

Demetria Dilello, Assistant Server

Hobert Delgado, Unemployed

“That’s why you set your device to Six Flags mode.”

Hobert Delgado, Unemployed