Politics New Heart-Shaped Sniper Scope Makes It Impossible For Marines To Shoot Enemies Published: September 23, 2009 Advertising Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3:32 P.M. Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 45: Issue 39 Related Coverage Trump Spends Entire Debate Trying To Pluck Strand Of Harris’ Hair For DNA Test Trump Avoids Answering Hard Questions By Pretending He Shot In Ear Again Dems Alarmed By Joe Biden’s Poor Performance As Debate Viewer