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New Harry Potter Play In The Works

Author J.K. Rowling has announced that the eighth installment of the Harry Potter series will be a two-part stage play called Harry Potter And The Cursed Child, written in collaboration with playwright Jack Thorne and set to open at London’s Palace Theatre next July. What do you think?

Dirk Hitchens • Unemployed

“I’m always excited for Harry Potter stories I don’t have to read!”

Dirk Hitchens • Unemployed

Doreen Wibley • Snack Historian

“Sometimes 4,224 pages, 19 hours of film, and a 20-acre theme park just aren’t enough to fully explore an idea.”

Doreen Wibley • Snack Historian

Craig Strupp • Systems Analyst

“Her illustrator must be pissed.”

Craig Strupp • Systems Analyst




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