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New Dr Pepper Drink Aimed At Men

Dr Pepper Ten, a new diet soda from the Dr Pepper Snapple Group, is being marketed to men with the slogan “It’s not for women.” Here are some of the other ways the company is portraying the beverage’s masculinity:

Pull-out supplement in Men’s Health with instructions on how to use the bottle to massage the prostate

For first time, revealing Dr Pepper’s first name, which happens to be Mark

Dr Pepper–sponsored legislation could punish women caught imbibing the beverage with stiff monetary penalties or up to two years in prison

Removing estrogen from Dr Pepper’s original formulation of 23 flavors

24-packs come equipped with heavy-duty twine for securing the case to the hood or roof of a man’s automobile

Layer of body hair covering the majority of the can

Bow-hunting tip under the cap of every bottle

Promo in national restaurant chain offering free serving of Dr Pepper Ten every time you sexually harass a waitress

Maybe an ad featuring a picture of a guy holding a football