A new Constitution of the United States was ratified today, less than a week after the nation discovered the previous Constitution had expired.
The new constitution, which will henceforth serve as our country’s guiding document, was written in just under five hours by a group of former congressmen with the help of a handful of prominent business leaders who stepped forward mid-crisis to offer their assistance. Since there was no official rule of law at the time of the writing, the group granted themselves the power to ratify the new U.S. Constitution immediately after penning it.
The new Constitution, officially called “AT&T Presents General Electric’s Constitution Of The United States Of America” is over 500 pages long and, as stipulated in New Article 9, the full text of the constitution shall never be made public. However, the first page of the document can be seen after the jump.
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