The White House recently released an updated version of its anti-terrorism strategy, “National Strategy For Combating Terrorism.” Here are its main new components:
Setting up decoy “pro-terrorism centers” around nation to capture terrorists
Staging, foiling series of attacks
Ignoring terrorists so they get frustrated and go away
Introducing new slogan: “If you see, hear, feel, smell, or taste something, say something”
Holding all Americans until they feel safe again
Increasing national wait times
Allocating $1.2 trillion for development of terror-seeking missiles
Stopping terrorism for real this time
