Nepotism Passed Off As Synergy

WHITEHOUSE STATION, NJ–The hiring of Adam Dwyer by Merck Pharmaceutical was described Monday by CEO James Dwyer as “tremendously synergistic.” “With his impressive range of experiences, including one and a half years of bartending and four years of heavy pharmaceutical use at the University of Delaware, Adam brings a lot to the table,” Dwyer said of his nephew. “We, in turn, can help Adam earn $220,000 a year as vice-president of corporate communications for the Mid-Atlantic region.”