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Neil Armstrong Dies

Neil Armstrong, commander of the Apollo 11 mission and the first man to step foot on the moon, died Saturday following complications from heart surgery. He was 82. What do you think?

Jessica Kosakura • Gold Reclaimer

“At least by the time he passed he died knowing he had helped the moon become one of the most recognizable objects in the world.”

Jessica Kosakura • Gold Reclaimer

Frank Krzanowski • Systems Analyst

“So somebody’s knocking off men who’ve been on the moon. But why? Who benefits from it? Hmm.”

Frank Krzanowski • Systems Analyst

Dennis Gawley • Varnish Maker

“It’s always sad when man dies. Sorry, I actually meant ‘a’ man.”

Dennis Gawley • Varnish Maker




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