Neanderthal Man Flocking To Caves

All over Western Europe and Central Asia, Neanderthal man is inhabiting caves in record numbers. What do you think?


“Yet so hard to find cave with something nice on wall instead of crude, violent hunting scene.”

Thag • Forager

“Cave good. Man happy. Need shelves.”

Gron • Gatherer

“Man no used to need cave. Now, man no survive without it. Life getting too complicated.”

Paulette • Spear Maker




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