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Nationwide 988 Suicide Prevention Hotline Launching This Summer

This summer, every state will be rolling out 988 as the new National Suicide Prevention Lifeline number to call for mental health crises, similar to how people can call 911 for medical emergencies. What do you think?

Jada Zafir, Landmine Remover

“I can finally st

Jada Zafir, Landmine Remover

Joe Aletto, Scaffold Climber

“Finally, the stopgap solution I’ve been holding out for.”

Joe Aletto, Scaffold Climber

Dean Rodriguez, Systems Analyst

“No thanks, I usually just call my ex girlfriend.”

Dean Rodriguez, Systems Analyst




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