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National Park Service Provides Deer Meat To Homeless

In response to exploding populations of deer around Washington, D.C. parks, the National Park Service reportedly hired sharpshooters to cull some of the animals and then donated the meat to local homeless shelters. What do you think?

John McClenahan • Plant Waterer

“So all I have to do to get fresh deer meat is pretend I’m homeless?”

John McClenahan • Plant Waterer

Margery Berenson • Dry Cleaning Specialist

“It’s an exciting time to be homeless, that’s for sure.”

Margery Berenson • Dry Cleaning Specialist

Bill Campbell • Electrician

“Isn’t there a way we could just kill deer without helping people?”

Bill Campbell • Electrician




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