Nation Ready For Its Din Din

WASHINGTON—Sitting patiently in their chairs with their nappies on their lappies, the residents of the United States announced Wednesday they were ready for their din din. “Yummy yummy num nums,” exclaimed a Nashville, TN–area big boy, 42, digging into a mound of macaroni and cheese as soon as his plate touched the table. “Mmmmmm.” After din din, the nation will reportedly have its bath, get its jammies on, and then it’s time for beddy-bye.