Today, millions of Americans will celebrate romance with chocolates, flowers, and other offerings of love. How will you celebrate Valentine’s Day?
“Ah, crap, today’s the 14th? I’m su
Ian Decker • Doorbell Composer
“Probably my usual farcical darting back and forth between two restaurant tables with my two dates.”
Kerry Sharp • Gravity Tester
“Sorry, I don’t buy into that bullshit corporate idea that I should show love to my significant other.”
Dale Hardin • Smock Stitcher
