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NASA Sends Oven For Cookies To Space

A zero-gravity oven is heading to the International Space Station to help astronauts make “common and widely consumed foods,” such as chocolate chip cookies. What do you think?

Sally Delgado • Five-Paragraph Essayist

“If I were an astronaut, I’d prefer to eat the exotic foods I discover while exploring space.”

Sally Delgado • Five-Paragraph Essayist

Aaron Kennedy • Salt Cuber

“Ah, so they finally admitted the ice cream tastes bad?”

Aaron Kennedy • Salt Cuber

Roger Barry • Incense Enthusiast

“The question isn’t whether cookies will be different in outer space; it’s whether they’ll still be the same when they return.”

Roger Barry • Incense Enthusiast




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