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NASA Sends Laser Video Of Cat Playing With Laser Pointer Millions Of Miles Into Space

NASA successfully transmitted a laser video of an orange cat named Taters playing on a couch to the Psyche spacecraft, the video traveling nearly 19 million miles in a landmark achievement testing technology that could be used to quickly send data and images to future manned missions to Mars and beyond. What do you think?

Marilyn Mercado, Price Adjuster

“Can you laser that video to my phone too?”

Marilyn Mercado, Price Adjuster

Kenny Mullen, Horticulturist

“It just doesn’t feel like space exploration if the animals used aren’t tortured or killed.” 

Kenny Mullen, Horticulturist

Lisette Gammill, Needlepoint Appraiser

“Finally, a use for lasers.”

Lisette Gammill, Needlepoint Appraiser




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