Faced with a potential shortfall of qualified personnel, NASA is currently accepting new applications for its astronaut-training program. What do you think?
“Perfect! I’ve had a hard time finding work, and it would be nice to keep the family in Houston.”
Luke Avsec • Unemployed
“I’ve always dreamed of going into space. Then I wipe the sweat off my brow and try to get back to sleep.”
Keith Hoenes • Inseam Trimmer
“In the application, can you state that, instead of being sent to Mars, you’d prefer being miniaturized and injected into someone’s bloodstream?”
Rebecca McClain • Attorney
