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NASA Capsule Carrying Largest Asteroid Samples Lands On Earth

A NASA space capsule carrying the largest soil sample ever collected from the surface of an asteroid has landed in the Utah desert seven years after the mission’s launch. What do you think?

Hudson Donahue, Scrap Collector

“It’s not polite to go throug

Hudson Donahue, Scrap Collector

Amber Zogan, Claim Filer

“Ugh, another mess for the NASA custodians to clean up.”

Amber Zogan, Claim Filer

Rufus Darmian, Fraud Organizer

“If asteroid soil is even half as interesting as Earth soil, we’re in for a real treat!”

Rufus Darmian, Fraud Organizer




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