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NASA: California Has One Year Of Water Left

A scientist at the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory wrote an editorial stating that prolonged droughts have left California with at most one more year of water, adding that “our strategic backup supply, groundwater, is rapidly disappearing.” What do you think?

Caleb Wexler • Airbrusher

“Oh, they’re always yelling that we have one year left of something.”

Caleb Wexler • Airbrusher

Tamra Westhoff • Golf Course Manager

“They might be able to stretch it to two if everyone agrees to only fill their swimming pools halfway.”

Tamra Westhoff • Golf Course Manager

James Carlson • Systems Analyst

“If anyone can solve this, Hollywood can.”

James Carlson • Systems Analyst




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