After years of planning and negotiation, media mogul Rupert Murdoch will be buying Dow Jones and The Wall Street Journal for $5 billion. What changes will he make?
Paper will be given new, harder-hitting title: The Balls-to-the-Wall Street Journal
Full-color Page 3 chairpersons
Personally plans on crashing the stock market so he can start from scratch
Fridays will be casual fact-checking day
Conflicts of interest increased by 380 percent
Market headlines now in 252-point font
Update business card
Will finally bring Broom Hilda back to comics page
