Americans across the country primarily rely on higher education to learn that they are dumb and broke. The Onion examines the most popular college major in every state.
Alabama
Incest Ethics
Alaska
Macro Salmonomics
Arizona
Applied Heat Stroke
Arkansas
Early Childhood Hootin’ and Hollerin’
California
Tent City Planning
Colorado
Sticky Icky Systems And Services
Connecticut
Integrated Nepotism
Delaware
Pre-Crab
Florida
Phrenology
Georgia
’Puter Science
Hawaii
Volcano Administration
Idaho
Spud Analytics
Illinois
Linguistics Of Idiotic Accents
Indiana
Trad Women, Trad Gender, And Trad Sexuality Studies
Iowa
Kernalism
Kansas
Twister Psychology
Kentucky
Horse Theology
Louisiana
Fanboat Maintenance
Maine
Critical Lobster Theory
Maryland
Whatever Father Says
Massachusetts
Quantitative Yelling
Michigan
Early Militia Education
Minnesota
Hot Dish Development And Casserole Science
Mississippi
Jumping Off A Truck Going 70 Miles Per Hour And Trying To Survive It Studies
Missouri
Pre-Chaw
Montana
Rodeo Arts
Nebraska
Bovine Peace Studies
Nevada
Elvis Impersonation
New Hampshire
Psychology of Granite
New Jersey
Mook Studies
New Mexico
Enchiladology
New York
Inherited Wealth Management
North Carolina
Conversion Therapy
North Dakota
Dreaming Big In A Small Town
Ohio
Opioid Marketing
Oklahoma
Applied Racism
Oregon
Latte Art History
Pennsylvania
Riot Leadership And Car Flipping Policy
Rhode Island
Chowder Irrigation Systems
South Carolina
Plantation Management
South Dakota
Methematics
Tennessee
Boot Stompin’
Texas
Lethal Injection Medicine
Utah
Advanced Abstinence
Vermont
Classical Syrup
Virginia
Comparative Ham
Washington
The Secrets Of The Woods
West Virginia
Up In Them Thar Hills Management
Wisconsin
Fried Languages
Wyoming
Tumbleweed Mechanics
