Former Smiths singer Morrissey is in stable condition after developing breathing problems and falling to the ground during a performance in Swindon, England. What do you think?
“I’m tempted to say something sour and deprecating about Morrissey, but I’m sure he’s already put it into verse.”
James Mick • Utilities Equipment Repairer
“Nothing affirms the dreary sameness of life like surviving a near-death experience just to do the same thing again tomorrow.”
Jess Pitkin • Maintenance Planner
“What a coincidence. At that very moment I was listening to ’There Is A Light That Never Goes Out,’ as I do every moment of every day.”
Vernon Marine • Convenience Store Supervisor
